Center of the Universe

Pondering Your Insufferability

Several of you have noticed that I have been Silent for quite some time. I have been for I am, quite honestly, not sure how to let you know - without bringing upon you a species-destroying pestilence, fire or flood - that what many of you claim to be doing in my Name is, to be Honest, an abomination. I do wish you would cease and desist before I Decide that you need a small, if sharp, lesson in humility. If you need to be Reminded, and it seems that you do, it would be better if you stopped lying, stealing, destroying and killing in My Name. Immediately.

It seems that you have (a) forgotten that My Divine Retribution is something that you do not wish to experience and (b) that I usually dispense it upon encountering insufferable levels of human pride. Go find yourself a copy of the bible and read the Pharaoh's story if you need a reminder.

Remember, as your Mother surely said to you at least once during your childhood: I brought You into this world and I can take you out of it. Now try being nice to each other for a day or two. All of you. You might find that you actually have a talent for it.

posted by The Creator @ 3:00 AM