Why does the Creator have a blog?
An excellent question.You didn't think the Creator liked questions, did you? Well, this Creator is fine with questions. What, after all, do I have to hide? So, ask away, though being busy with My creation I do not promise I will answer. But be sure to read Things the Creator Does Not Do for I am disdainful of those who, given the opportunity do not RTFM.
Second, I am not a jealous Creator. I was really okay with letting other have the limelight until Al Gore claimed to be the father of the Internet. That was a little much, even for Me. I Thought it time to correct the record.
Third, even the Creator enjoys a little air time. Even once every kalpa or so is just fine. Besides, it has been a while since we talked. It seemed, given the mess you are making of things, I should let you know I am still around. Just in case you want to check in before you make any other big plans.
Fourth, if a lamer like Satan can have a blog, should not I?
The other reasons for My blog will be revealed in the fullness of time, as all My Reasons are.
posted by The Creator @ 12:01 AM
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