Monday, January 01, 1990

Things the Creator Does Not Do

Understanding these Simple Things will make your life so much Easier. A Creator Does Not:

Make an Endorsement - The Creation has five hundred thousand kinds of beetles, why would I give it just one Story?

Choose a Side -- I created you. All of you. Given Me, why would I choose one of you over another?

Choose a Gender - See Choose Sides.

Accept Responsibility - The primal rule of Creation is You break It, you bought It. Why should I take the blame for the messes you make?

Take Credit -- You create it, you get the props for it. Hey, I am pretty happy with my creation, why would I need to take credit for yours?

Reveal Ultimate Nature - Figure it out yourself. I had to.

Answer Dumb Questions -- Yes, the Creation allows for dumbness but that doesn't mean I have to respond to all the silly questions that come out of it.