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Guide to Doing Things In My Name

You all have a propensity for taking actions "in My Name". While the Creator appreciates your willingness to help Me with My creation, I am often not pleased with that which is done in My name. In the future I would like you to refer to the following guide before offering to do something in My name. The next time you are considering doing something in my name, please review these simple questions:

Does your proposed action involve harming another living creature or creatures?

Does your proposed action cause harm to the environment?

Does your proposed action allow you to take something that does not belong to you?

Does your proposed action bring some benefit to you personally?

If you answer yes to any of these questions, then whatever you are doing, you are doing in your name, not Mine.

If you are still confused, you may safely assume that activities involving knives, guns, tanks, firebombs, explosives, fissionable material or any of the myriad ways you have devised for killing other living things are, by definition, ways that I am not interested in having your help.

The Creator would appreciate you paying attention to this guide, for I am getting quite Annoyed by your efforts to pin Me as the reason for your expressions of avarice and avarice.

Don't make Me come down there, okay?

posted by The Creator @ 12:02 AM